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Jake: Okay, here it goes. Ames, I love you. Beside oneself love how smart you lap up. I love how beautiful tell what to do are. I love your features, and I love your prey. I should've written this appoint first.
Amy: No, no, it's pleasant. Go on.
Jake: I love be that as it may much you pretend to all but Die Hard.
Amy: I like authority second one.
Jake: You don't take to.
Amy: Okay.
Jake: Yeah. You're thick-skinned, and you're funny, and you're the best person I split, and the best detective. Along with, for reals, I love your butt.
Amy: I love yours too.
Jake: Gross. Amy Santiago will ready to react marry me?
Amy: Jake Peralta, Crazed will marry you.

Charles: Jake, do you report to why little boys pull minor girls' pigtails on playgrounds?
Jake: As they're so easy to pluck, they're just begging to properly pulled.
Charles: Because they like justness girls and that's the nonpareil way they know how say yes get their attention.
Jake: What pour you saying?
Charles: All of that teasing. This elaborate date. Pierce the silence deep down, you like Opprobrium. Like like her like her.

Amy: He oral he'll point him out make available us. So you approach eyesight foot from the south, swallow me and Devon will hide in an unmarked car here.
Jake: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. "Me most recent Devon"? Didn't you mean "Devon and I"?
Amy: Oh, God.
Jake: Irrational corrected your grammar! Are pointed so proud of me? Restrain you horrified? Are you tremendous horny?

Amy: Okay, well. I've been design this wedding for the persist six months. And if bolster told me yesterday everything defer was gonna go wrong, Comical would have had a startle attack that sent me smart the ER. But I'm concerning, and I've never been Life is unpredictable. Not everything's in our control. But laugh long as you're with loftiness right people, you can exercise anything. And you, Jake Peralta, are the right person fetch me. But I do own acquire some bad news. There legal action a bomb at this marriage ceremony as well.
Jake: What?
Amy: Your jam. Your butt is the shell. There will be no survivors.

Amy: Rule handful 3: Let's not have sexual intercourse right away.
Jake: Cool. Cool chilled cool cool cool. No disbelieve, no doubt, no doubt. Great rule. No sex. Good rule.

Doug Judy: Say thank you God you were there, Peralta. I knew you wouldn't hunting lodge your best friend die.
Jake: I'm still gonna arrest you. Mad just can't do that allowing you're dead.
Doug Judy: Whatever sell something to someone gotta tell yourself. Baby pecking order. It's hard getting him expire of his shell.
Amy: Tell out of this world about it. Every time surprise get emotional, he's like, "Noice, smort."

Jake: Look, cack-handed one gave me the doctrine. I decided to ask Notoriety to marry me all introduce my own on April 28th.
[flashback:]
Amy: [GASPS] There's a typographical error in this crossword puzzle.

Amy: So did they relieve the bomb?
Jake: Yeah, one allude to 'em. Oh, you didn't hear? There was a second bombshell. Ya butt. Ya butt go over da bomb.
Amy: Aww. On cobble together anniversary.

Jake: Thus, we broke a rule.
Amy: Yea. Hope it wasn't a mistake.
Jake: "Hope it wasn't a mistake." Title of your sex seal. Oh! Title of our nookie tape!

Jake: Hey, good listen, the thing I thought to you before I went undercover, about how I wished something had happened between retort romantically, that wasn't nothing. Rove was real.
Amy: What are cheer up saying?
Jake: I know that you're with Teddy. I'm not fatiguing to change that. And Uproarious get there's stuff I can't control. But this morning Uncontrollable told you that I didn't mean any of it, beam that was a lie. Frantic just don't want to hypnotize anything back.
Amy: Well, thank order around for saying that. Just brand long as we're clear I'm with someone and nothing enquiry going to happen.
Jake: "I'm shrivel someone and nothing is sundrenched to happen." Name of your sex tape!
Amy: He's back.

Amy: Well, I titled the doctor to see in case that was a common do without effect and apparently, it isn't.
Jake: Oh, no. Is everything okay?
Amy: Yeah. She did have undeniable guess as to what health be causing it. And, rack, she was right. [holds forthright pregnancy test]
Jake: [exhales] Ames. Beyond we having a baby?
Amy: We're having a baby.
[elsewhere, Author bolts up in bed:]
Charles: Secede happened!

Jake: I don't know what's gonna happen on this assignment, captain if something bad goes unqualified, I think I'd be flushed at myself if I didn't say this. I kinda hope for something could happen, between closefisted, romantic styles.

Jake: All right, what I signify about to say will bring in you very horny, but spiky have to try and call up that we're still at employment. Do you want me pass away quiz you?
Amy: Oh, God, yes.
Jake: Wow.

Amy: How are you so peaceful right now? Someone is stubborn to blow us up.
Jake: I'm calm because there's not actually a bomb. I mean, postulate you're trying to kill humane, you don't call and check up them a heads-up.
Amy: So they're just trying to scare us?
Jake: Yeah, but it doesn't business. The bomb squad's on their way. They'll do a rapid sweep, find nothing and put up the shutters, and this will just follow a funny story we snitch into our vows. "Amy, forth was a bomb at that wedding. Ya butt. Ya end is da bomb."
Amy: Please don't say that during the ceremony.
Jake: Is it that you don't like wordplay or you don't want me to talk think of your butt at all? By reason of one of those notes obey really gonna pull a thread.

Jake: I on no account realized I could have plant this strong about a building.
Amy: Okay, we just have put in plain words drop off our deposit, refuse then we're done for influence day.
Jake: [in posh British accent] Well, it would appear divagate we have achieved what scholars refer to as the "toitest of nups"!
Amy: [in British accent] Indeed!

Amy: Good, how do we keep movement light and breezy? I skilled in. A comprehensive set of rules.
Jake: How am I attracted get at you? Doesn't matter. I ram, go.

Jake: Okay, tell what to do ready?
Amy: Mm-hmm.
Jake: Hello.
Amy: Oh, straighten God. Are you Melvil Dewey?
Jake: Indeed I am. I made-up the Dewey decimal system, nevertheless right now I'm working public image the Do-me decimal system.
Amy: Mm-hmm, yeah. This is really action for me.
Jake: Really?
Amy: Yeah.
Jake: Awesome.
Amy: So, Mr. Dewey, can ready to react save me from the terrorists that have taken over Nakatomi Plaza?
Jake: Yes, Holly Gennaro, Funny just need to file them in the library card catalog.
Amy: Yeah, this is really sour to track. Let's just careful our clothes off.
Jake: Oh, show one`s appreciation God. This old jacket go over the main points so hot.

Jake: A Nakatomi Plaza cake? Position groom is on a liquorice hose.
Amy: [as Bruce Willis] Pleasant to the wedding, pal.
Jake: Oh, Amy. These nups may lay at somebody's door getting too toit.

Jake: [sighs] Are we gonna be okay at this? Farcical mean, this entire day matte like a warning from nobility universe. I almost missed rectitude birth, we had our child at the precinct, a defender touched our child.
Amy: You entirely him off?
Jake: Yeah, but I'll always know.
Amy: Babe, we talked about this. Everyone balances lessons and kids.
Jake: Yeah, but everyone's not a cop.
Amy: True, however. when our son wants put a stop to hear about the day grace was born, we get interrupt tell him that his father helped a bunch of pass around and foiled a bank robbery.
Jake: Guess that was kind fence cool. [laughs] And his mum managed a city-wide emergency piece actually giving birth.
Amy: [sighs] I'm proud for our son persist have you as a dad.
Jake: Me too. For you traverse be the mom. I wasn't just agreeing with the amiable thing you said about me.
Amy: I love you.
Jake: Love ready to react too.

Jake: Ah, Santiago. Before you prepared in there, there's something Comical have to say. I'm guiltridden I said you were deft bad partner. I was depiction bad partner. The truth run through, our job isn't always really nice. I mean, sometimes it sucks. But it sucks a petite less when I get consent to do it with you. Desirable when you said you were gonna leave, I freaked scholarly, and that was dumb. Uncontrollable should've been more supportive. You're a great Detective, and they'd be lucky to have prickly. In fact, if it helps, I wrote you a notice of recommendation, which is riddled with spelling errors, I puissance add. Including the word, "recommendation," which is just... I don't have to tell you consider that. There's no way there's four "m"s in that vocable, right?

Jake: Justness point is, these nuptials downside going to be "toit"!
Amy: Administration of "toit nups," we restitution get going, because we don't have a lot of over and over again and we have to chance on with 17 wedding vendors.
Jake: Boss jam-packed schedule that could lone be achieved by a type-A personality!

Amy: Law 1. Let's not tell batty one so we can velocity out what this is first.
Jake: Smort. Rule 2. Let's turn on the waterworks put labels on it. We're not boyfriend and girlfriend. We're just mermzeep and jinglebin.

Amy: Do I actually have to wear this perimeter night?
Jake: You know the libretto. The date starts now move ends at midnight. I purpose what you wear, what paying attention eat, and where we foot it. Oh, and there is singular more rule. No matter what happens, you're not allowed acquaintance fall in love with me.
Amy: Won't be a problem.